Jody has always been a very relaxed and laid back (read lazy) girl. One day, around the tender age of 10 (if memory serves correctly), while taking a shower she felt the urge to scratch her "cheek". Because it would take so long to actually reach around and scratch the itch, she decided to take her sister's razor and use that instead. Hilarity ensued. Apparently, she pressed a little too hard on the razor, and cut her butt. Yes, she panicked and tried to rinse it off, only to be stung on the bum with the pelting water. As I recall, it took quite a while for the bleeding to stop, and she ended up with a nice scar on her cheek for her efforts.
Since this event, she has done many, many more stupid things, but none so entertaining as this. Although, the time she worked at the local grocery store in the liquor department, and called for help over the intercom for the entire store to hear, "Assistance needed in the ALCOHOLIC department", is a very close second. (she was over 21 this time....)
In any event, to my sister I send a warm and heartfelt welcome to my journal. I look forward to your comments! (And please remember, TOS does apply to the journals....so don't curse at me! LOL)
Love, Sherry ;o)
9 comments:
Welcome Jody! Love the story about you! Hope you'll get hooked here and start your own journal!
Hey Sherry, why'd you change the sunny color? :-P
Welcome Jody...How did you ever live with Sherry??? She's such a nut!!! And she divulges family stories that are best kept secret!!! Feel free to email with any spicey stories you might want ME to share with the community about HER...She's always providing me with new material......
Those stories are so funny...I especially love the grocery store one! Seems like something i'd do!
Oh goody! Now we can find out what you are really like from a members point of view. Not a pretty picture I'm sure.
Awe your poor sister..."OUCH" She sounds like a pissa..can't wait to meet her. HI JODY!
Hee-hee, I smiled while reading the entire entry! Why you ask? Well, because I have a little sister too and I knew what was coming!!! We store those little stories up there to be used in just this kind of setting! But, remember, Sherry, she has a few stories in there too to tell, so be nice!! Still laughing over here, Hee-hee!
Hugs and love, Lisa
Very funny story! Love your journal... I stumbled across it a while back I think from one of the others I read maybe. God bless! :)
Welcome Jodi,can't wait to hear silly stories about your sister. KIM
This is HILARIOUS!! Where on earth did you find that graphic? I'll bet your sister is NOT laughing! Love, Kim
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