"Dear Lord...my EYES!!!!"

I have this neighbor....you might remember him. He's the guy who lets his dogs poop in my yard. Well, he just keeps getting stranger and stranger. Here's the story....(remember, he's married to wife#2 and she has a son....)

First of all, let me say that he did something else between this episode, and the dog pooping....but it's so gross, I don't want to say it. I'll just put in a picture and you can decide for youself....He was doing this at the bus stop, in his car. The gross part, (if this isn't bad enough), is that he wasn't using kleenex....and when he got home, he probably wasn't hungry for breakfast....

So, back to Saturday. I was windexing the windows in my car, when I noticed his dog was outside. It was 11 am and the sun was shining. I was just coming out of the garage, and had my head down because of the glare of the sun. I start to look up, just as he opens the door to call the dog....he is standing there, BUCK NAKED. (and yes, I did resist the urge to yell "Snausages!") He sees me, and steps back into the house, but doesn't close the door. So, I act as though I forgot something and go back into the garage. I couldn't believe what I saw! So, I step back into the driveway, just as he is opening the door and calling for the dog again.  What kind of freak is this guy?

First of all, it's 11 am....what is he doing walking around the house all "free willy". Secondly, he has a 7 year old step son who was home. And thirdly, why wouldn't you ask your wife (who was also home) to go get the dog? I just don't get it!

So anyhow....I spent the day shopping with dh and mil. I ended up getting two cucumber melon candles....they smell so good! Very spring/summerlike. Oh! I almost forgot....Jacksonville is enjoying a warm-up, with temperatures in the mid 70's....