Can you guess what I'm going to do today? Come on....guess! That's right, I'm going to grocery shop. I am getting ready to make my lists, check them twice, gonna find out who has the best price....lol. Sorry. I'm still a bit insane from my late night chatting. What? You didn't realize that a sahm could indulge in online chatting with dark and mysterious strangers? Oh, but you are mistaken. Here's just a sample of my hot and steamy chat: (*this is probably considered veiled vulgarity, but I've had my day in the sun!)
Him: Hello, how can I meet your needs tonight?
me: Well, it seems I am having trouble instant messaging.
Him: Well, let me check you out....oh yes, I see you are having trouble with your RAM.
me: ::giggle:: why, yes, I am.
Him: I see you are only equipped with 64, I would suggest 128. That's what I have.
me: ::GASP:: oh my! That sounds so big! I don't know if I could handle that....
Him: Well, I could give you some very gentle instruction on how to insert it....
me: Ummm, well, I'm rather new at this....
Him: Trust me, it may seem difficult in the beginning, but once you try it, you will realize just how easy it is. You might even enjoy it....
me: Okay, lets do it.....
Him: That's what I like to hear.....I'm going to give you a really big file....I'd like you to download it slowly....
It went on like this until the wee hours of the morning....sad to say, in the end, neither one of us were satisfied. Hey, wait a minute....GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! I was talking about my latest session with the aol tech. Sheesh!
Truth be told, my computer is working only slightly better, and I still can't instant message without freezing. Oh well. I'll work on it later, as I really need to get to the store. Have a lovely Friday everyone!
12 comments:
LOL!!! That was a god one!! Hope you get fixed soon!! lol Julie
Now Sherry, You and I both know that the newer the programs, the more ram is needed. Are you running aol only on 64 megs of ram? What version? And you most definitly need to fill up on more ram. It's easy to fix if you aren't afraid of opening up the computer and playing with the insides. Hopefully it isn't hiding and you can get to it easily. But make sure you have the right matching ram. Your system should tell you what kind you have. You'll enjoy the speed once it's changed out. Hugs Lanny
I sincerely doubt your conversation went EXACTLY like that seeing that most of the techs in India can't speak proper English, NEVERMIND actually be funny too! This must have been going on in your pretty little head. That I KNOW can happen! Hope you had fun shopping!
Hugs and love, Lisa
lol whew what a convo! Hope you get it fixed soon and good luck at the grocery stores!
Oh my goodness Sherry,I am blushing.Yeah,right.Cute entry,they can send you RAM through a file like that?I want more RAM!Have fun shopping,I went shopping today only the good kinda shopping.To the mall we went.KIMK
I think someone needs a vacation. NOW!!!!
I KNOW someone needs a vacation!!!! Fudgie
You are too funny! I bet you forgot stuff at the grocery store because your mind was still on HIM and his RAM!
Very, very funny! I bet you made that AOL Tech's night. Hehehee
LOL!!! Sherry! I'm shocked! Now where'd that husband of mine go....
Some of those aol guys sound hot. I knew exactly what you were talking about from the very beginning of this entry....LOL BAD GIRL!
Lol to funny
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