TGIF....whatever....

Desperate Housewife iso children who know the difference between light and dark colors, empty and full toilet paper rolls and what to do when the kitchen garbage creates the "steam mirage" you see at the dump.  Proficiency in weights and measures....i.e. if you spend *x amount of energy putting the plate next to the sink, how much more energy would be expended actually placing it in the sink?  Dog lovers preferred. (Not the "oh, isn't he cute until he needs food/water/letting out" but the "here mom, let me feed/walk/pooper scoop for you" kind.) Needs to be self sufficient in the following areas: teeth brushing, bed making and turning off lights/tv/radio when not in the room. Ability to take direction without eye rolling a plus. Backtalkers need not apply.

Also seeking dh who realizes that yes, the sun does rise and set on my bum. Finds me stunning wether dressed in a sexy little number for a night out or in a casual hawiian themed sun dress (NEVER to be called a house dress!). Needs to find me attractive at any size, and realize that every stretch mark and wrinkle has been earned and worn with pride. Must find French, subtitled romantic comedies cute and funny, and actually suggest that we sit together and watch them. MUST be able to recognize a freshly vacuumed room and be able to navigate his way around the "sunburst pattern" without disturbing the lines. Occasional spur of the moment trips taking the kids to the store or movies to allow alone time for wife would be a plus. Communication beyond "What a crappy day, what's for dinner?" and "SHERRY???? Where is the *_______ (*fill in the ridiculous object of your choice here)" REQUIRED. There are no exceptions to this rule. All responses will be considered  regardless of height, weight or hairline.

To apply for either position, please send an e-mail with your profile to JBCoupe@aol.com.

And how was YOUR week?