O <~~~~*the perfect ending to a perfect day as I can't get into the animation factory for a freaking donut graphic! (*sarcasm) So, using your imagination, think of my big "O" as a chocolate donut....
I finally felt better after leaving to go shopping. I got all I needed at Wal-Mart then headed to the shoe store to buy some summer shoes. Of course:
1. The BOGO sale was no longer running and
2. They didn't have anything I liked.
So, I went to Marshalls to see what they had. And what they had consisted of a pile of, oh, I don't know, crap. I knew I had to stop at the store to get some things for dinner, and I had a taste for donuts. For the past few days I've been channeling Homer Simpson, longing for the sickening sweet yet satisfying taste of this holy treat.
I got to the grocery store and picked out a dozen, kindly bringing some home to my family. I shopped, checked out and loaded up the car. Being that I had not eaten all day (well, I did have the bagel), I decided what the heck, threw caution to the wind and snarfed down a chocolately long john whilst driving home. Man that sucker was good....
Of course, I make the entire ten minute trip, only to ever so gently turn onto my street when I hear a sssssslide....thump. Yes, the entire dozen (-1) was on the floor of my car....all of them upside down.
I didn't yell, I didn't scream....I calmly pulled into the garage, opened the door and put them back into the box. I retrieved the second long john from under the car (chocolate side down), blew it off and placed it on top. I then quietly swept the powdered sugar out of the car and took my groceries in. I didn't mention this little mishap to my family until after they had dessert tonight.
Hey, don't judge me....after a day like that I needed some comic relief!
12 comments:
Oh my you are bad. But your car is probably cleaner then most peoples dishes so I doubt any harm was done
Too Funny! What they don't know won't hurt them! LOL! My Hubby and Son would have no problem eating a donut off the floor;) I could go for one right about now!
Have A Good Night,
Kim
no one loves a prank like I do..good one:)
Cassie
no one loves a prank like I do..good one:)
Cassie
OH I Love Entennemans choclate donuts so that is what your big o is to me. YUM YUM> well I had decided when I read your entry this morning. I was not going shopping then it hit me YES I am. IM going shopping I am I am. SO I did I did. Spent $340 well 100 was Rachaels clothes then I got a skirt I love and A tripod for the camera our third tirp od and $48 bucks wirth of pictures 4 x 6 pics 135 of them GOOD grief!!!!!! what was I thinking. Well I also got some flower food and weed preventer. Other than that WEL the ribeye steaks were my big expense for camping this weekend. I need a get away and if we hit th boa house then lovely. Well anyway if I were you I would have hid the fact that the doughnuts hit the floor tO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUP way to go girl.
LMAO!!! Sounds like something I would have done...but I would have waited till all tummy's were full...and then told them what happen!!! LOL!!! And then I would have said I was just kidding...keep 'em guessing!!
*hugs*
I'd kill for a donut right now! I'd freaking eat it off the floor if I had too! I am a firm believer in the "5 second rule"~ have another one for me! .:Barbara:.
Your last two entries have had me hysterically laughing! I've always pictured you as a very prim, proper, close to perfect woman. I love seeing this other side of you! (LOL!) Now I feel more of a "kinship" to you!!! Keep sharing!
Jeanne
LOL I love it! You are too much! (That is a HUGE compliment, by the way.) hehe
Micheyle
Today will be better for you Sherry.I hope.Hugs to you.KIM
girl you are toooooooooo much
doesn't that just make you mad.
I would have done the same thing! LOL! Donuts are so expensive and I wouldn't have wasted them either!!!! :)
Hugs and love, Lisa
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