Okay, okay....I'm going to play along since it is the Christmas season, and it seems that everyone is writing letters to Santa....here's mine! (Apologies to Lanny's wife, as it seems he is the only "male married friend" a lot of us know!)
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kim's Christmas party. It was Kara who spiked the punch with too much grey goose vodka. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like lemon fresh pine sol.
I thought it was funny when I put Jules's bra on my head and danced the funky chicken on the four poster bed while singing `Super Freak'. I didn't mean to break Kim's walkie talkie and don't know why Kim would sue me for indecent exposure.
I don't remember calling Lanny's wife a foamy mongoose---even though she looked like one with mauve eye shadow and sea foam green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Lori's husband's thigh, it was only because I ate too much of that goulash.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Mini Cooper through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a seductive gorilla and have me arrested for insider trading!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all racy and spicy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this risque stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and expeditiously yours,
Sherry (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 1,000,000 bucks
And if you would like to play along as well, go HERE!
6 comments:
dang you ruined my hubbys only cool pair of pants he bought just for the party> Well now that I know the stain is from goulash and spiked punch i may be able to attack it with some cleansers. Perhaps putting on my light bulbs that are now clean and shinny for heating LOL YES I ll go check this site out soon as Im done cleaning you see we had a party of our own tonight and hubby took some pics LOL OH Man party hardy!!!!!!!!! Lori
Yours was very very cute. I loved it. I used lanny too...but I didn't save mine it was dumb. Melissa would never spike the punch with rum and coke. Nope it would be tequila. LOL
I love it, you really made me laugh, thank you.............Jules xxxxxxx
http://journals.aol.co.uk/jules19642001/Itsmylife/
Too funny Sherry.Arent these hilarious?Lemon fresh Pine Sol?OMG I bet that tasted good to you.LOL Hugs and love to you.KIM
That is a great letter, it really had me laughing.
I hope that you and your family have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Later,
:) Bubbles
Great fun these Santa letters are... and they make for some juicy reading!! He he ha ha!!
Lisa In Florida
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