Thursday, January 8, 2004

I just couldn't help myself....

I stood in the store, eyes ahead, refusing to look to the side as the candy stand was right there.  Seconds ticked away like hours, as I tried to resist turning my head.  Suddenly, a sound.  A soft, subtle whisper; "Sherry....Sherrrryyyyyy".  I turned but no one was there.  However, a flash of yellow caught my eye.  I tried, oh Lord I tried not to look, but I was like a deer caught in the headlights.  It was beautiful.  A bright, vibrant yellow bag, with rich brown lettering-"Peanut M&M's". I tried to look away, but couldn't.  As if posessed, my hand reached out and caressed the package.  It was like silk under my fingers.  It teased me, toyed with my emotions as I fought to resist.  Consumed with a need that I have never known before, I grabbed the bag and threw it onto the register belt.  As I watched it slowly inch toward the cashiers waiting hand, I knew I had one last chance to stop the madness.  However, I did nothing, and shivered with delight as it passed over the scanner, the electronic beep reverberating in my head.  I kept my eyes squarely on the bag the cashier placed it in, so as not to lose track of it.  The two minute walk to the car seemed like a lifetime.  I finally made my way through the sea of automobiles to my van.  My hands shook as I tried to unlock the door, the keys fumbling against the lock.  Finally, I was in the drivers seat, package of candy in hand.  Slowly, deliberately, I opened the bag, inhaling deeply the intoxicating scent of chocolate and peanuts. Hands trembling with excitement, I reached into the bag and picked a shiny, red orb.  I raised it to my lips, and slipped it into my mouth. A flavor explosion ensued....I may have blacked out for a moment, I'm not sure. As I finished the bag, the veil lifted, and the spell was broken.  I realized what I had done....I had cheated.  The only thing left to do was drive home in shame, and enter my insolence into my meal plan for the day.  I leave you now, a guilty woman....and hope that tomorrow will be a better day.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

So Funny! Good luck tomorrow :)

Anonymous said...

I love your journal!! I think the stories about your kids (especially the airplane) are hilarious!! Please don't ever stop writing.

Anonymous said...

i was lauging through this..oh how i love that yellow bag. How did youonly have one?

Anonymous said...

Oh, don't beat yourself up about this. Everyone slips. That's the bad thing about diets--they make you feel like you can't have any fun anymore. Hang in there....

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! That was a funny one. Sorry, but I gotta laugh :). Anyway, good luck with your diet :) and stay away from those m&ms!!! Wesley :)

Anonymous said...

Mom..I didn't know those emotions were going through your head as I stood but two feet away from you in the check out lane...if only I knew what was going on inside my head....I would have ran. Emily laughed the whole entire time..she said you need to consider writing a book...which I fully agree....

~Betsy&Emily

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA This would make a great commercial!!! You need to send this to the M&M Company.

Anonymous said...

You are such a Good writer!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard on this I almost wet my pants. I sure hope that you are sending some of your stuff out so that you can get some kind of writing offers going. Stuff this good should not be hidden. You have a new fan. Can't wait for more.

Anonymous said...

This is so funny! And I understand it completely!

Anonymous said...

Please keep your entries coming. This one was almost sensual LOL I know the feeling all too well. Fudgiegram

Anonymous said...

I too, know your shame. I stop at Dunkin' Donuts sometimes on the way home from work.. not a local one... I don't want to be seen there. Or disturbed. Alone in my car, I endulge myself. When it's over, I carefully brush off the crumbs, making sure there are none on the seat. I inspect myself for any melted chocolate... throw away the bag & receipt.. spray to remove that wonderful scent. A piece of gum while I drive as fast as I can. What... if I was... followed? Lisa

Anonymous said...

Oops! OMG! I never thought my comment would go through! I thought it was too long! I was just playing! It was all true... but I wasn't going to confess THAT much! LOL! (blush!) Lisa

Anonymous said...

I laughed so hard as the M & M's seduced your. They usually knock me flat to the floor and force themselves upon me! I am helpless.
:-)
Kat

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO at Sunflower's comment!! Thanks! I needed that! Lisa