Friday, January 23, 2004
Dogs in my yard....
Okay, I just looked out my front window, and there is that stupid dog out there, pooping in my yard! And where is her owner? Standing at her door watching! Excuse me, but does my yard have a sign on it saying "Public Pooch Toilet?!" What is with these people? They have three dogs, 2 marmaduke dogs and a small black one. They have a fenced back yard, so why do they let them out the front and shoo them toward my yard? I've seen the guy do this....and when he saw that I had caught him, he stopped doing it during the day....but did it at night! Now, my dh is a yard fanatic. He keeps it manicured and beautiful. These people cut their grass once every two weeks and it looks like crap. (Isn't there always one house on the block that does that?) So, perhaps the dogs prefer a more picturesque place to "deposit" their "goods". Well, I'm sorry, but this executive bathroom is closed. I am going to go out there, scoop the poop, and place it strategically in their driveway. I think they will get the hint. I was going to open the door, and let my dog out to chase it away, but her little boy was outside....he has stayed home two days this week "just because". He is home at least once a week because she oversleeps. I asked him why he was home yesterday, and he said, "Oh, I wanted a day off." Hmmm. Then he tells me he's bored, and all he has to do is help the repair man....he has a habit of talking to strange repair men in the neighborhood....no supervision whatsoever. Did I mention he's in kindergarten and has been doing this since we moved in a year and a half ago? Okay....I'm done ranting. Enjoy your day everyone, I'm off to scoop!
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7 comments:
I hate yard work but it seems I always get the dogs that like to "Deposit" in my yard too. That and cats the shit in the flower box. They've actually turn it into one big litter box. Good luck with your project hehehe Lanny
Thats exactly what I would do too. Scoop it up and put in their yard. Do you have a dog at large ordinince in you town? I'd turn those nasty neighbors in. Sometimes the best neighbor is a tall fence! LOL :-) *lila*
Are you really going to do it? I can't wait to hear what happens!!!
oh my god....i live accross the street from those people. people if i talked about them you wouldn't even believe me. I would have done that same exact thing with the poop..plop it right on their drive. I was pulling around my corner and this kid was walking his dog and it was crapping on the side of my house. I stopped the car just to stare at him with dagger eyes. I won't be the one to clean it..it will disentergrate before spring. its just the point dammit. GET EM"!
A girl after my own heart!!! Get to scoopin
I don't know which is worse--the dog poop you can see or the cat poop that's buried that you can't see until you've stepped in it! Gross!
When you put it in their yard - I'd leave a little note that says "Thanks..but no thanks". These people seem pretty dense. Actually, they seem totally irresponsible. That's no way to raise a 6 year old boy.
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