Wednesday, July 21, 2004

It's Wednesday....isn't it?

Turtle Out Of ShellI just went outside to put some shock in the pool, and found a wee turtle. He is so cute. He was just sitting there, amon the rocks. I'm glad I didn't step on him....or he would have become a frisbee! I took him over to the hose and watered him down a bit, and put him in the shade. He was rather dry. I went inside and got wee-one (as I didn't think he would particularly thrill Betsy), and she looked at him for a bit. She picked him up once, then put him down and ran back into the house. I was worried for a minute that she would want to keep him....but thankfully we had just returned from the store, where she purchased a Polly Pocket, complete with limousine and accessories. She was having a hard time deciding between the limo and the pool Polly....she kept picking one up then setting the other down, and vice versa. However, she decided on the limo. She also paid with her own money. She had $46 with her, so really she could have gotten both. I suggested that to her, and she though about it before saying, "Hey, I'll tell you what. I'll buy one and YOU buy the other." I don't think so kid, but nice try.

We stopped at Books-a-Million as well, because Betsy needed the next book in her series. She reads Fearless, and only has 4 books to go. She also bought a hard-cover $15 book called "ttyl" (talk to you later in teen im talk). The entire book is written in instant messages, and the book is also printed like an instant message, each page containing several messages from different characters. I'm like, I pay HOW much each month for you to instant message, and you go and buy a book on it? I swear, I will never understand these kids. (Dang whippersnappers!)

Tonight will be a boring dinner of kielbasa and kraut. I made a new recipe last night, complete with photos, but my ygp isn't working at the moment. I really need a new computer. This one has done a great job, but it's on it's last leg I believe. I'm rebooting 10 times a day for pete's sake!

Oh, I also bought an ironing board pad and cover today. How exciting is that? I had to choose between butterflies and plain pink. I went with the butterflies. Oh, and I also bought conditioner for wee one's hair. She has such long, thick hair that I have to get pantene. It's the only thing that will work. However, today I decided to try the generic equivalant. Of course, I had to open it and smell it, because I buy by scent. If you are a user of the pantene conditioner, you will know that the bottles are made to stand up with the opening on the bottom, so you don't have to shake the last remaining bits out. Well, I picked up the bottle, opened it, gave it a little squeeze to sniff....and found myself with a face full of conditioner. I calmly wiped it off my cheek and ever-so-nonchalantly out of my nostrils, all while Betsy is looking at me like, "Could you BE any more embarassing?"

So, now I am home, ironing board ready to go, nostril hair soft and manageable....yet here I sit. *Sigh. I better get a move on!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol I did that awhile back ago with bodywash, had to smell it first and up the nose it went. I got the same look from my lovely dd :)
aww the turtle sounds cute.
I love Books A Million but we usually end up going to Barnes and Noble, I get outvoted :(
butterflies are nice, we have cats on our ironing board cover,lol

Anonymous said...

LMAO....that's hilarious!!

Your daughter must be good at saving...my little girl would have spent all of her money first trip...down to the last penny!!  haha

Jackie

Anonymous said...

You and my wife have a lot in common. She not only sniffs everything but when she buys a new pen, she has to open it and try it out. That's when I go to another part of the store and pretend I don't know her. Hahaha Hugs Lanny

Anonymous said...

So nice to see an entry from you!  Sounds like an ordinary day so far and those are the best kind, aren't they?  {{{}}}

Anonymous said...

You are hilarious. *Misty*  

Anonymous said...

LOL @ weeones decision making. Frisbee turtle just sounded so gross. How does the turtle survive back there with the snake and the various other disgusting kinds of critters found in floridas backyards? You shock the pool? Damn women....I don't do nothing around here ..he don't teach me how and I don't ask to learn. I'm useless.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like soft and Manageable nostril hairs...wouldn't want any frizzys or flyaways!!LOL..You are Too Funny!!

Anonymous said...

Just what I needed today, your hair nostril story, it made me laugh so hard. You sound about as mad as me, lol. I have a new battery for the camera and its on charge for hair pics, not nostril hair though, lol ;)
Natalie used to love polly pocket and has lots in the attic, it's a shame your so far away or we could have given them to wee one, she has loads. I was forever stepping on them with no shoes on and it hurts like mad!! Happy ironing, lol......Jules xx

Anonymous said...

awwwww bet that turtle was sooooo cute. Glad you rescued it. Isnt it neat we dont just have silver iron board pads any more. We have pretty ones. Lori

Anonymous said...

Too funny...I am having a really bad day, but leave it to you to give me a chuckle. Damn whippersnappers!! hahahaha Now that your nostril hairs are conditioned you should try curling them into a little flip

Anonymous said...

LMAO, well, I bet you got a really good wiff of the stuff huh?  I buy the smell too, that's why I use the Back to Basics.  Nothing smells better.  
I like turtles, you never hear about them hurting anybody or digging through trash, they are the best wild animals. LOL ~Melissa

Anonymous said...

Hee-hee on the conditioner episode!  I also buy with the smell factor #1 on my list.  My daughter has long, curly, thick, course hair, so she uses the cholestrol on her hair that the black people use (no offense meant!).  Hey, it works and I have tried EVERYTHING!!  Mayo, every conditioner out there, every detangler, store brand, salon brand, etc., but this $3.00 tub of cholestrol they sell is PERFECT!  You may want to invest in some if the Pantene ever starts to not work as well.  The comb will go through like it's butter.  Or better yet, like it's cholestrol!  Hee-hee!
Hugs and love, Lisa

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO ... still LOL over the nostril hair part. :-)  I'm sitting here wondering how the heck did you get passed on most LOL moments!

By the way, I finally voted the other day after doing much journal reading and I can honestly say I voted for wee one ... but, let me tell you she was up against some good journals!

Monica

Anonymous said...

That is so funny...thanks for the good laugh!!

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

conditioned nose hair, I love it

Danielle

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!  I can't tell you how many times I have done that with lotion, shampoo, conditioners, dish soap...Jim is always the one who is the one that walks away like he doesn't know me while laughing all the way...and Josh...belly laugh evey time while loudly saying.."Mommy!!  Look what you did!!"  

Anonymous said...

Isn't it great embarrasing your kids! Makes what could have been a difficult situation quite bearable!!