I have a cold and I'm tired....**lazy entry alert....

I've been tagged by my friend Debbie to answer these questions. Ahhhh, a nice, easy entry for me tonight. Just what I need!

1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode, who do you choose? 

Hmmmm, so many choices, so little time....I don't want to cause any hurt feelings so I won't single any one person out....

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.

"Near....far....hit by a car...." bye-bye Celine!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

At times, and I know this is not nice....my husband's boss. I can't stand when someone is mean to my JB!

4. What is your favorite cheese?

I am not a cheese fan except for feta....love it on an apple and walnut salad....

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich.

Open-faced hot turkey with mashed potatoes and gravy of course....

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no strings attached sex. Who would it be?

Hmmmm, let's see....I'm not really into anyone right now but if I have to choose, I guess Joaquin Phoenix....

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who is it?

Oh come on now....another night of wild, anynonamous sex? Well, okay....if you insist....how about Toby Keith....ride'em cowboy!

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! What do you spend it on?

After all that activity I'll probably be pretty run down so, how about  several tall latte's from Starbucks....

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going?

Do you really have to ask? England, of course....

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?

You can find me and my  £56.173 at an authentic British pub with a pint of ale and an order of fish and chips.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific", what is it?

Oh jeez....I'm not a drinker! However, I suppose it would be a lifetime supply of 7&7's made with Ginger Ale and a very smooth burbon.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

Oh, another easy one....I can be found touring with Bob Hope in a USO show during WWII. Oh those gorgeous men in their uniforms!!!!

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Men will fall for and drool over the "rubenesque" woman once again!!!!

"Carb Diem!"

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

I go on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and win....

 

15. What is your favorite expletive?

"Fishsticks!"

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies dont do anything they just stand there what do you do?

I would unravel them and keep the cloth....you just know it will be great for dusting!

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. What will it be?

Whatever you do, save the Kitchen Aid!

18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

The power to pay off my bills in a single bound....

 

19. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world!

Again, I'm off to a quaint little village in England. I would like a country home on a bit of land, overlooking rolling green hills scattered with grazing sheep....

20. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE:

I'm not a drinker, and therefore do not frequent bars....but if I were to have only one to go to it would be a quiet, dark piano bar with a fireplace and comfy seats. Someplace to just sit and relax....

21. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Who's house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can float!

I'd be on my way to Karen's house! Wheeeeee!

22. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead person of your choice. Who is it?

My dad, of course!

23. What's your theme song?

Is there a song about Pine Sol?

I tag whomever read this far!!!! Leave me a link if you decide to join in....