How fun!

I had such fun with my aol by phone today!  My dd came home with her friend and they laughed like crazy over it. We are Simpson fanatics here. A few people thought that the male voice was my hubby doing an impression....but it wasn't. I went to a Homer Simpson soundboard and asked questions that would go with the quotes they had. I want to do it with my answering machine!

I have been so crabby lately! I think I am pms-ing. Everything is ticking me off....people leaving clothes on the floor, crumbs on the counter, smarting off to me, being a dfh....you know, the usual. But it's really making me angry lately. I just told my *loving husband (*enter sarcasm here), that I WILL leave him alone....all night! He was complaining because there were lines in the tv picture. Well....that happens sometimes. The directv is acting up. But he says to me, "It's coming from the connection at the wall...." Meaning....my dsl connection for that "damn internet" is interfering with his precious tv. Well tough S&%#.  Live with it. A few lines aren't going to ruin your evening. So, I tell him to quit acting immature, (he was throwing the wires around), and he says to "leave him alone". Fine, I can do that. I'll just sleep on the couch. Yup. I'll go get some blankets and a pillow, and move the alarm clock, pull out the bed.....awww crap. That's too much work. I'll just sleep really far away, on the other side of the bed. Why do men act this way? Why can they not see us for the domestic goddesses that we are? Why can't they treat us with the respect....no, worship that we deserve?!  Okay....I feel better. Have a wonderful night everyone....I know I will.