This is how I'm feeling right now....spinny and giggly....well, maybe not giggly....possibly nauseated. Martha took the night off and we ordered chinese food....it was wonderful. I had the general chicken, which was so spicy that my lips were burning! Let me tell you, if you have a cold with a stuffy nose, that is the thing to eat. So now, it's nighttime, the girls are in bed, dh is sleeping in front of the tv, and I am here playing in journal land. But, there is no one out tonight! Where is everyone? My usual playmate got lost in cyberspace somewhere and disappeared. No one else seems to be out either. So that leaves me here, alone, with my mini bottle of Riesling and nothing to do. I'm so disappointed. *Sigh....
If Martha hadn't given up her beer, we could be drinking and running the streets of j-land like two wild Florida women! We could run around in our bikini's and sarongs, sipping suds and hunting pelicans! Kara would be sitting on the couch, smoking and playing the tunes....Michelle would be in the street doing donuts on her motorcycle, and Lisa could be cooking us some mozzerella sticks! Karen would be sitting in the corner, not being able to pull herself away from her new computer, and Cheezy, well, she would be dressed in full Cat in the Hat attire, giving a Seuss-like reading....
"At Wal-Mart I will not shop, I will not buy toys or pop. No insurance do they give-to elders, migrants or little kids. Prices yes, they might be low, but to that store I will not go. I will not go I tell you all, to the mart that they call Wal. And to that smiley face some daily pass, I say to you, Kiss My A$$!"
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I here ya about the spinny bottle ting, I mean thing! LOL! I don't shop at Walmart either, for those same reasons. ~lila~
I'm sounding a little dull here...sitting in the corner---unable to pull myself away from my new computer...true...but dull. However I've got a glass of wine and I am oh so happy and oh so alone for the first time in forever. And it looks like some of us have a little bit too much time on our hands in Jacksonville--especially when we can come up with snappy Wal-Mart rhymes. Don't you have a toilet to clean or something??????????????????????????????? :)- Karen
Oh I see how you are! Now you're ready to party now that I can't throw back a few cold ones with you :-P I wasn't even playing in J land tonight, watched Spy Kids 3-D with the kids instead and now I've got such a headache from the glasses and the full blast surround sound that I have to head off to dream land. You just wait until Lent's over!! :-)
Very cute entry. Sorry I wasn't here and missed ya.
Mom, you scare me...but your so dang hilarious (w/accent) I will give you that. Very cute Wal-Mart rhyme, I laughed the entire time...your so good at that you know? Wal-Mart is the best store ever, I don't think any of those things are true..I stick my grounds, I'm a Wal-Mart Junky!
~Betsy~
Oh Sherry (oops, just got a flash back to a Journey song, let me get it out of my head . . . . okay, there, gone!), that entry is just hysterical!!! The Cat in the Hat rhyme was priceless! And, just for the record I will NOT be making mozzerella sticks thank you very much, I would much rather bake something sweet. Is that okay?! Hee-hee! Hope you don't have a headache today!!
Hugs and love, Lisa
More than 24 hours later and you still didn't update!? Boy you must have really tied one on last night ;-) Darn, wish I could have joined you!
I agree with karensull there gotta be a toilet somewhere waiting for you! And I came out and kept you company so stop your whining. I even let you make fun of me like you usually do. I passed up a night on the town with actual reality friends to sit with you and you practically fell asleep at the computer all tipsy! And you didn't even offer me a drink.
Hummm, me thinks you found the bottom of the bottle, sure hope you are feeling ok. It's sunday and still no you hummmm, Hugs Lanny
Mommy are you drinking without me? You should be ashamed!! I'm gonna go cry now.....bye.....now.....crying.......*cough! betsy your comment sucks cough!* lol jk
~Wesley~
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